How Well Do You Really Know John Mayer?
Kacie Van Stiphout
You know John Mayer as a 3-time Grammy Award winner and 8-time nominee. He's the talent behind iconic songs like "Your Body Is A Wonderland," "Waiting On The World to Change" and "Gravity". You likely know the John Mayer from your radio station and perfect Spotify playlist, but how well do you know the John Mayer on your timeline?
If you were a Twitter user in 2017, you know the "King of Twitter" himself had emerged from the shadows. Since then, John has been taking some time away from Twitter, obviously writing his most recent album The Search for Everything and preparing for his upcoming Summer Tour.
While we've missed the sarcasm and genuine laughs from @JohnMayer, we're even more excited to see him rock the stage at Golden 1 Center on Sept. 17.
So in the meantime, here are 10 famous tweets from the guy that can rock a guitar and 280 characters.
His thoughts on social interaction:
Whenever I come home from a party, I like to play a little game called "why did I tell that story?"
— John Mayer (@JohnMayer) July 29, 2017
When he shared his feelings towards being put on hold:
They should let everyone on hold with customer service talk to one another.
— John Mayer (@JohnMayer) October 4, 2017
That one time he had strong opinions towards oranges:
Nothing rhymes with orange because nothing wanted to.
— John Mayer (@JohnMayer) November 4, 2017
His thoughts on having to grow up:
I am a full grown adult, yet I still feel like rolling a piece of bread into a ball turns it back into raw dough.
— John Mayer (@JohnMayer) November 7, 2017
When times are changing according to John:
When I was a kid we didn’t have Netflix or iPhones. When we wanted to watch something we’d close our eyes and press on them really hard.
— John Mayer (@JohnMayer) November 29, 2017
His balanced outlook on health and fitness:
Body by toffee
— John Mayer (@JohnMayer) December 14, 2017
Indescribable emotions that we all have, but could never figure out how to say:
I am hungry for a food I cannot name.
— John Mayer (@JohnMayer) December 17, 2017
Well thought-out ideas on aviation:
My constantly watching the wing is an essential part of this plane’s ability to fly safely. I’m basically the co-co-pilot.
— John Mayer (@JohnMayer) December 27, 2017
His opinions on going home for the holidays:
Twitter is kinder than usual this week because it’s hard to be a hater when you’re sleeping at your parents house under their weird blankets.
— John Mayer (@JohnMayer) December 29, 2017
Insight into his creative process of "New Light:"
I needed to make a video for New Light but nobody could agree on a budget. (MUSIC INDUSTRY amirite?) So I went to a place downtown and made this with a company that usually does birthday and Bar Mitzvah videos. Link: https://t.co/L0ZnOdqANz pic.twitter.com/uqRkhQZTnO
— John Mayer (@JohnMayer) May 24, 2018
It seems as though the artist has made a name for himself on the short-list of Twitter comedians. All we know is that he'll definitely be holding a microphone on stage, doing comedy or not.
Either way, you'll have to find out for yourself how well you know John Mayer this Fall at Golden 1 Center!
